(Stolen from Groupon.com, which BTW, is a hilarious site)
Today is Earth Day, but if you still don't feel the need to take care of the planet, remember: it's the only one we've got. Here are the reasons we can't live on the other planets:
- Mercury: Too hot
- Venus: Smells like paint drying
- Sun: Wouldn't be able to carry candy bars around in our pockets
- Mars: Major borefest
- Jupiter: Major boar-fest
- Bolbanex: Populated by evil duplicates of Earth's population
- Saturn: Beautiful rings actually just old McDonald's wrappers
- Uranus: Fertile surface not worth barrage of puns
- Neptune: Is the Planet of the Apes
- Pluto: It's not even a planet
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